“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”
This photo just makes me happy for some reason.
is it because jared looks like he’s wearing a floor length dress?
1027 notes later and someone finally gets it.
how much fabric would someone need to make a floor-length dress for Jared though
THE BEAST DEMANDS SACRIFICE
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
i feel really bad when unliking posts now
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
or skin them and wear their face as a hat